Sunday, May 24, 2009

rules regarding the room

these were the original rules of order that were established in response to certain activities occurring where i laid my head at night...read and enjoy.

1. no profanity bitches (that includes everybody)

2. don't steal shit (i.e. money, drinks, condoms, clothes, gum, etc.)

3. don't complain about my music.

4. don't borrow dvds without my permission.

5. don't play with my alarm clock if i'm not in the bed.

6. STOP SNITCHIN!

7. no shoes in the bed.

8. no sleepin in my bed without my permission...but sleeping buddies are welcomed ;-)

9. NO FUCKING ON MY BED! (without my permission)

10. whatever i say goes...cuz i'm robert kinsey gotdamn!

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