I call this a drake freestyle cuz i wrote it down just like he types on his blackberry haha...anyways enjoy.
B.M.F. (found on Rick Ross new mixtape the Albert Anastasia EP...download that NOW)
my name is big kinsey all these lil niggas fear me
u gotta problem wit me fuck a knife go head and kill me
cuz i hold grudges like ingram holds footballs
never drop them hoes unless u talkin bout them bombs
frustration level risin yall done woke up the beast
wake up everyday tempted to knock out niggas teeth
leave u wit a gap lookin like mike strahan
attitude so primal yall should call me caveman
ya hoe calls me captain im steerin her ship
claim that she ur girl but i been all up in her shit
go head take the loss pussy nigga fuckin quit
cuz ur actions are directionless ur so irrelevant
bitch im the man...i i im the man
and i go apeshit on the track like a black tarzan
hoes say my name in bunches...duran duran
now i got crazy niggas outchea stalkin me like stan
sendin all these threats...letters in the mail
they see me in streets...shit u would never tell
that they harbor so much hate cuz all their smiles are fake
boostin up my ego tellin me im great
ha naw thats a lie...i cant deny
that i been thinkin im the best since 1985
didnt even leave the womb til 1987
told the gyno "u jus held greatness ya ur fuckin welcome"
dapped up my pops...gave mom a hug
told the nurse "its bedtime...im sleepy den a mug"
right then and there...i met ur dumbass daughter
we aint talk that much...she loved to whoop and holler
she was far too immature so i had to drop her
she loved that baby food...and she loved to swallow
funny how its been so long and she still loves to swallow
but now its baby juice...and she never gargles
i started crawlin in 2 months then walked the next day
i never let em feed me carrots only ate steak
little body grown appetite i cleaned my plates
and i still love to eat thats y im so big today
i met ya moms in high school she used to teach me chem
and she had some nice breastisis i loved them
fucked her in the office left on the intercom
so alla spain park heard me choppin down ya moms
Friday, May 28, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
rules regarding smiley faces
i know i aint been on this bitch in a while so let me apologize for my absence. with that out the way...i really need to touch on the subject of smiley faces. smiley faces are commonly used nowadays, whether its on aim, bbm, twitter, fb, etc. now i enjoy smiley faces as much as the next man, and i kno "bitches love smiley faces" thru watching the boondocks; however, incorrect smiley face use has run rampant recently. here are the mothafuckin rules on smiley faces...
1. :) = an all purpose smiley face...it may be used at all times whether to actually show happiness, to serve as an end to a sarcastic statement, or to jus make a pretty offensive statement sound much nicer than it is. the only problem with the :) smiley is when it is coupled with the LOL. due to trey songz summertime hit, LOL :) should not be used unless it is sent to a person that you plan on having sexual intercourse with.
2. ;) and :p = the most suggestive of the smiley faces...please dont use these faces unless you desire some sort of "interaction"...especially when it comes to dudes. i have noticed rampant abuse of the ;) smiley face in my own twitter conversations and i have tried to warn young ladies multiple times the dangers of using this face in vain. after this post, i feel like there should be no more confusion regarding this matter and if ya'll continue to abuse the winky smiley...you deserve what is coming to you. i feel like the reason why you should not use the :p face is also obvious...unless you desire to use your tongue for some purprose pertaining to the person you are conversing with. PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THESE FACES. excuse my volume.
3. :| = disappointment or indifference...this is my personal favorite but its one of the more bland smiley faces. i just put it on here for publicity purposes.
4. :( = sadness...i prefer to only use this face to feign sadness to make someone else feel bad. i dont actually like using the :( smiley (or frowney depending on how you look at it) but its still helpful so...whatever who cares.
5. there are plenty of other smiley faces to use, i really just wanted to cover the ;) and ;p epidemic because people really don't understand what they are doing and it needs to stop. and if you send ;p...hopefully you have already removed articles of clothing because you are asking for shit to pop off asap.
6. probably the most important rule regarding smiley faces...NIGGAS DONT NOT SEND NIGGAS OTHER SMILEY FACES...unless you're gay. in which case its acceptable. otherwise don't do it. i've considered ending friendships over smiley face abuse...yes its that serious. jus like drugs...dont do it.
7. i forgot how i used to end this shit...but uhh whatever i say goes.
1. :) = an all purpose smiley face...it may be used at all times whether to actually show happiness, to serve as an end to a sarcastic statement, or to jus make a pretty offensive statement sound much nicer than it is. the only problem with the :) smiley is when it is coupled with the LOL. due to trey songz summertime hit, LOL :) should not be used unless it is sent to a person that you plan on having sexual intercourse with.
2. ;) and :p = the most suggestive of the smiley faces...please dont use these faces unless you desire some sort of "interaction"...especially when it comes to dudes. i have noticed rampant abuse of the ;) smiley face in my own twitter conversations and i have tried to warn young ladies multiple times the dangers of using this face in vain. after this post, i feel like there should be no more confusion regarding this matter and if ya'll continue to abuse the winky smiley...you deserve what is coming to you. i feel like the reason why you should not use the :p face is also obvious...unless you desire to use your tongue for some purprose pertaining to the person you are conversing with. PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THESE FACES. excuse my volume.
3. :| = disappointment or indifference...this is my personal favorite but its one of the more bland smiley faces. i just put it on here for publicity purposes.
4. :( = sadness...i prefer to only use this face to feign sadness to make someone else feel bad. i dont actually like using the :( smiley (or frowney depending on how you look at it) but its still helpful so...whatever who cares.
5. there are plenty of other smiley faces to use, i really just wanted to cover the ;) and ;p epidemic because people really don't understand what they are doing and it needs to stop. and if you send ;p...hopefully you have already removed articles of clothing because you are asking for shit to pop off asap.
6. probably the most important rule regarding smiley faces...NIGGAS DONT NOT SEND NIGGAS OTHER SMILEY FACES...unless you're gay. in which case its acceptable. otherwise don't do it. i've considered ending friendships over smiley face abuse...yes its that serious. jus like drugs...dont do it.
7. i forgot how i used to end this shit...but uhh whatever i say goes.
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