rules regarding smiley faces

i know i aint been on this bitch in a while so let me apologize for my absence. with that out the way...i really need to touch on the subject of smiley faces. smiley faces are commonly used nowadays, whether its on aim, bbm, twitter, fb, etc. now i enjoy smiley faces as much as the next man, and i kno "bitches love smiley faces" thru watching the boondocks; however, incorrect smiley face use has run rampant recently. here are the mothafuckin rules on smiley faces...

1. :) = an all purpose smiley face...it may be used at all times whether to actually show happiness, to serve as an end to a sarcastic statement, or to jus make a pretty offensive statement sound much nicer than it is. the only problem with the :) smiley is when it is coupled with the LOL. due to trey songz summertime hit, LOL :) should not be used unless it is sent to a person that you plan on having sexual intercourse with.

2. ;) and :p = the most suggestive of the smiley faces...please dont use these faces unless you desire some sort of "interaction"...especially when it comes to dudes. i have noticed rampant abuse of the ;) smiley face in my own twitter conversations and i have tried to warn young ladies multiple times the dangers of using this face in vain. after this post, i feel like there should be no more confusion regarding this matter and if ya'll continue to abuse the winky smiley...you deserve what is coming to you. i feel like the reason why you should not use the :p face is also obvious...unless you desire to use your tongue for some purprose pertaining to the person you are conversing with. PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THESE FACES. excuse my volume.

3. :| = disappointment or indifference...this is my personal favorite but its one of the more bland smiley faces. i just put it on here for publicity purposes.

4. :( = sadness...i prefer to only use this face to feign sadness to make someone else feel bad. i dont actually like using the :( smiley (or frowney depending on how you look at it) but its still helpful so...whatever who cares.

5. there are plenty of other smiley faces to use, i really just wanted to cover the ;) and ;p epidemic because people really don't understand what they are doing and it needs to stop. and if you send ;p...hopefully you have already removed articles of clothing because you are asking for shit to pop off asap.

6. probably the most important rule regarding smiley faces...NIGGAS DONT NOT SEND NIGGAS OTHER SMILEY FACES...unless you're gay. in which case its acceptable. otherwise don't do it. i've considered ending friendships over smiley face abuse...yes its that serious. jus like drugs...dont do it.

7. i forgot how i used to end this shit...but uhh whatever i say goes.